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defeated by a wide margin and in embarrassing fashion, usually in a sports game or other competition
The Dallas Stars got burfed in St. Louis again tonight, 7-1 this time.
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An after dinner surprise in which you expect a nice burp but end up with a little barf making its way up your esophagus thus leaving you with that horrible burning sensation. (Burp + Barf = Burf)
Earl: Gee whiz Sally, that was a fine souffle you made!!
Sally: Well thank you Earl.
Earl: Buuuuurppppblecccchhhh!! Oh Christ my thraot is burning....I just BURFED!!!
Sally: Oh Earl!!
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When you try to burp, but a little vomit comes out.
Person 1 *burfs* “sorry I just burfed.”
Person 2 “what the fuck is a burf?”
Person 1 “sharting of the mouth.”
Bus surfing; riding a bus standing up, without using your hands to hold on or steady yourself. Best enjoyed on an empty section of the bus. Competitive burfing must consist of at least two rounds, so that players can switch places each round for an equal advantage throughout the game.
Her ankles felt like jelly from burfing the West Seattle Bridge on the way home.
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The act of expelling an exceptionally acrid and heavy fart that feels hot in temperature, making only a slight "bfffff" sound as the bitter fumes leaves the anal cavity. Much more deadly and bitter than the average silent fart.
"Honey, you won't want to sit next me right now. This roasted garlic is making me burf."
"Sam was pissed because I burfed in his cube."
"My wife practically passed out from the burf I just left in the car."
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A disgusting and nauseating fart, usually consisting of egg-like odors with a hint of shit. Always silent, but deadly.
Dude, it smells like shit! Did somebody burf?
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Combination burp and barf. When you feel a burp coming on and try to help it along but when it comes, so does a little barf.
That guy tried to burp in his girlfriend's face but he ended up burfing on her instead.
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