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where the penis is irritated by a womans pubic hair.
Person 1: Hey bro, you got some rash ointment? my girlfriend gave me a carpet burn last night and she forgot to shave.
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The act by which, two partners slide their genitals back and forth together at a high rate of speed in order to achieve a burning sensation caused by the friction between the skin of the genitalia, and the pubic hairs.
Whoo!.... Boy, I'll tell you what, me and my step-sister had a good time carpet-burning the other day at Nana's house.
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When a bitch let's her pussy hair grow out and irritates the penis upon entry ; when the pubic hair begins to slightly grow in as stubble and irritates the penis on the way in during sex.
"Damn man I knew I shouldn't have messed with that Christmas cunt, I ended up with Carpet Burn."
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When a man is being spooned by a woman and the man farts on the woman's vagina, making it feel all warm and toasty.
The female equivalent of a hot richard.
I spooned the DJ after the party and he gave me such a ferocious carpet burn. My vagina was sweltering after it.
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is when you chafe your dick after days/weeks of endless sex. This is caused by the continuous friction between your penis and your partner's carpet (pubic hair).
Also known as "Chafed Dick."
At first I thought I had ripped my dick open after the 20th orgasm, but luckily it was just Carpet Burn. Fuckin' stings though.
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1. When you at a club or party setting and you start talking to a girl. Buy her drinks, talk her up, put in the time. And after you think you've got this one. Her girlfriend walks over and she walks away.
2. When shes got a 5'oclock shadow(not on her face) and you come up with a slit redness that wasn't there before.
(straight girls may know this from kissing men who haven't shaved in a couple days)
"hey where did that girl go you where just talking to"
"she left"
"with who"
"her girlfriend"
"o man you got carpet burned"
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"Hey sarah were you out in the cun today"
"no, my girlfriend lost her ravor"
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If one male or female were to continuously masturbate through out the entirity of the day. This resluting in a strong and very painful rash to form at the base of the penis and/or testicals. For a girl this rash will form usually inside the vaginal canal, sometimes worse cases spread to thighs, wounds will leak puss and need to be drained daily. This is also known as "a bad bee sting".
1. I can't come to work today I have a bad bee sting.
2. Gold bond wont fix this carpet burn.
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