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a surefire way to lose your money
Casino... You lose what you want in the first place.
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Casinos don't make anything better. Most of the people that lived in Detroit didn't leave because they didn't have a casino nearby, Detroit had deeper problems than that. So far nothing replaced the music industry that was there, and the auto industry started losing it's edge a long time ago. People most likely once thought it would never happen in Detroit, but Detroit is not the only place something like that can happen.
Casinos seem like a way the people in charge try to convince the people that live there that everything is okay and under control when in reality it's been in trouble for a long time, and the people in charge are ignoring it because they don't really give a fuck about anything but being in charge.
Similar to Eiffel tower, when two guys are spit roasting a girl. Except in this rare case it is between a white man and a Indian (formally known as Native Americans).
"Hey there chief, we sure gave that bitch an amazing casino last night with your peace pipe, if you know what i mean..."
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Where you go to drop a Deuce - the bathroom.
Person 1: Where's John? Our meeting's about to start.
Person 2: He went to the casino.
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Noun. A synonym for the stock market
Boris: The entire market is down today but I made 3,000 bucks
Rodger: Dang you played and won at the Kosher Casino. Beat them at their own game
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is a raving mad man who has consumed gallons of alcohol and mounds of cocaine a show dog couldnt jump over. He is a mild mannered lab tech whose makes this Dr Jekyll/Mr Hyde transformation upon this binge. He can be found shooting salad at trashy strip joints, local bars or afterhours at the hardrock casino. He is on a drunken quest to make it rainand will not stop until he has done so or is broke and already gone to amscot. Other than a few chicken wings or an unlucky egg mcmuffin, casino charlie wont eat or sleep for days. He will get all vitamins and nutrients from crown royal, beer, and slutty stripper tit sweat. Loss of cell phone, wallet, keys and even shoes occur during casino charlies rant. He, in his own mind, is a super cool chick magnet often referring to himself as the black jesus. These binges spiral out of control and usually end up with casino charlie in jail, stuck on rail road tracks, in the back of an unknown mexicans pickup truck, the J-spa or in his chamber of silence.
Shawn: wheres Robby ?
Jake: I dunno, havent seen robby in days but casino charlie just drank another 12 pack and is on the way to the J-spa to get a handy !
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