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What your wife is contemplating changing the color of while you have sex with her.
Becky considered 7 possible color changes to the ceiling during the 42 seconds that her husband spent "making love" to her.
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A girls name. If you are named this there is a 100% chance that you are a wizard. So basically, all Ceile's are wizards. You will have magical powers like if you yell "I DEMAND YOU TO LOAD" or something similar at a slow loading page on your computer, it is most likely to load.
It is pronounced Kay-ley, or Kay-Lee, however you want to spell it.
Ceile yelled "MAKE ME A SANDWICH at her phone in voice control, and her phone flew off and came back with a cheese sandwich.
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Cringiest thing in the world,we shall take it down with the power of the floor
Friend: I love ceilings, they are so nice!
Me: Cringe
The best ever. A group of humans are beyond the norm. Comprised of some of the greatest lurkers and fraggers known to man. They show their Zef side at times when it is most needed.
Jeremiah - "Yo, man, what did you have for dinner tonight?"
Larry - "No Ceilings."
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A common fixture in black people homes.
"I went to Deshaun's place yesterday and his ceiling birds keep chirping. How can he keep ignoring that."
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A lighting fixture on ones ceiling that resembles a women's breast.
Bro, your ceiling titty is turning me on.
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