Chub-Chub

The act of sneezing into anothers anus.

Dad: Time for chub-chubs Russel!
Son: No dad my nose hurts!
Dad: *Takes Russels head and forces between buttcheeks*
SNEEZE RUSSEL SNEEZE!!!!

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the chubs

for whatever reason when your penis is semi-erect.

i was makin out with this girl last night when i got the chubs.

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chub on

Term commonly used in the Maritime provinces of Canada to describe the male genitals in a state of semi-arousal. Generally occurs as a pre-cursor to a full-out hard on, or after ejaculation, when you're hanging long and lazy.

guy 1: Dude, that shootergirl's fuckin hot!

guy 2: Yeah man, I've already got a chub on... if she comes any closer I'm gonna get a hard on

guy 1: Already there man.

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chubbing

The act of contracting a 1/4 erect penis for no reason.

Josue was chubbing in the middle of algebra class.

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Chubs

when your feelings are on the fence and youre not really sure whether youre in love with a person or not then you get something called a half-boner, or the chubs.

It's like a mini bone... watch me go half mast now.... Turn my chubs into a hard onnnnn....

I got chubs for you.

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Chub

A large, erect spool of plastic filament used in 3D printers.

Hey Ryan, would you toss me that giant red chub over there? I've been feeling down lately and I need to do some grinding.

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Chub-on

noun. Any substance used to facilitate an erection (e.g., Viagra).

Shit, it's my wife's birthday. Hope I still got some Chub-on in the medicine cabinet.

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