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Male member of intellectualwhores forums who lost his virginity to a stripper when he got way too drunk. CLAIMS he doesn't remember. Note that he also lost a $1,200 lighter (probably at the club), and had the indecency to tell the bouncer that it was 'worth more than his monthly salary'. It is unexpected that he will ever see that lighter again, but since he is a rich person, he'll just waste money on another. No big deal.
"Hey, did you hear about Cicada?"
"No, what happened?"
"Lost his v-card and $1,200 lighter to a stripper when he got trashed. I don't pity him."
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an internet message boards legend.
cicada is the pr0n master -- he brings gifts of pr0n for all to the message boards he visits. pr0n0 claus, if you will.
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A mysterious group of hackers and cryptographers that, according to leaked documents, believe "censorship, tyranny, and oppression of any kind must end," and that "privacy is an inalienable right." Little is actually known about the group, except that they recruit via complex online puzzles involving a wide variety of subjects, including: cryptography, art, number theory, programming, old literature, steganography, hacking, and posters that show up in various cities around the world. The puzzles have begun on January 5th each year.
Some think it's actually recruiting for the NSA, others think it's an ARG, and others think it's actually the core group of Anonymous.
Have you seen Jeff?
Nah, he's doing this year's Cicada 3301 puzzle, so he'll be locked in his house for the next two months.
Damn. I heard some people that went to find Cicada posters disappeared and were never heard from again.
That shit's probably NSA, bro.
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An anime trope in which the dominant participant (usually seductively or in a flirtatious manner) corners another against the wall. There are several poses associated with this maneuver but the most noteworthy is the dominant participant using all four limbs to cling to perpendicular walls of which their target resides in the corner of. Its pretty crazy to look at and is regarded for its ridiculousness.
Spider-Man could easily cicada block someone.
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An ugly, busted girl whose face resembles that of a cicada. Her unfortunate visage is often accompanied by pubehead hair and a wonky eye
Eww, here comes Cicada Face! Get out of the way!
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Sausage cicadas refers to the alarm going off on a sewage grinder, often referred to as a sausage chopper. Commonly found accompanying ghetto crickets.
I was woken up last night by the sausage cicadas at my neighbors house, I assumed they either love fake nature sounds or smelling their own shit .
Wanting to get laid and then die afterwards
Jake was feeling horny and suicidal, he was on the cicada mindset
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