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Competing

The annoying thing the teacher says when someone is talking when they happen to be explaining something.

Person 1 (whispering): Hey person 2, when is the assignment du-
Teacher: Oh! DO I HEAR SOMEONE COMPETING WITH ME?
Everybody: *sigh*

by BigFatDuck January 22, 2020

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Competence

Yeah, you see it's not the biggest strongest chimp that rules but the one the maintains relationships and blah blah blah women or something.

Hym "You see how he's just dialing back the competence thing, right? The Alpha male isn't the one who sluts out the most females it's the one that's nice to them or something. Just his subtle way of imposing his values on his fans. Be nice to women whether they sleep with you or not because that's the REAL competence. His whole thing is conflationary. He's conflating 'Competence' with 'association' because he knows success has more to do with association than competence. That's what he does. He says things that are untrue. And then just dials them back. It's a subtle way of trying to manipulate his fans into being nice to women and is evidence he doesn't give a shit about 'disaffected young men'. The manipulation is the evidence. Right there. "

by Hym Iam February 12, 2023


Competional

A term describing an individual who is competitive and confrontational.

One who will do whatever it takes to win meaningless fights or games.

My buddy will debate the rules and intimidate other people in order to win a game, he is so competional.

by Speak it August 31, 2011

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team compete

When one man is being sucked off by a woman, another man is doing her from behind while the two men engage in arm wrestling. Other variations include a magnetic chess board with suction cups.

Hey dude that "flat back" looks perfect for team compete!!

by Spencer T Davis July 7, 2008


competence porn

Competence porn is a plot with a type of character who is insanely good at something - usually involving some plot-twisting plans.

Coined by Reddit user Rabbithen.

Some of the main characters in shows like: Breaking Bad, Sherlock, Code Geass, Death Note, Dexter, Mad Men, Doctor House, House of Cards, White Collar, Prison Break, Limitless, Big Love, Hannibal, The Bourne Identity, Jack Reacher

provide you with competence porn.

by charlemagne February 26, 2014

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Competent Individual

The only politically oppressed minority group still being discriminated against by corporate America.

Equal opportunity is for morons, liars, and thieves only. Never hire a competent Individual because next to them you will appear stupid. These people should never be allowed a job interview.

by Spiritual-Master January 5, 2022

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Competing religion

Any other religion that is going after the same market share for souls as yours. (i.e. Christianity and Islam)

Anita: "Look at those people, with their funny clothes and rituals. I hope they all know they're all going to Hell!!"

Chris: "Whoa, Anita! Take it down a notch. You must be from a competing religion..."

by Bill Sensbach January 9, 2012