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the act of deliberating whether it is worth it to run to the store in the middle of the night to buy a condom. alcohol is usually involved.
She asked me if I wanted to sleep with her or on the couch, and I said "I'm condomplating."
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This is what happens when guys with solid erection waste a few precious seconds contemplating which side the condom unrolls and which side to put it on from.
In an intercourse a guy quickly gets up to put on a condom.
Guy: Silent looking at the condom and think where it unrolls.
Girl: WILL YOU STOP CONDOMPLATING and do the needful please!!
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To think whether or not to wear a condom before sex.
Girl: So we're gonna practice safe sex right?
Guy: I'm condomplating.
-thinking about which kind or what type of condom to use before any act of sexual activity.
Before I went into her bedroom, I was condomplating about what would be best suited for her pleasure.
The next step after contemplating coitous: raw or nah?
Effboy: “Yo I got her in the bedroom bro, I’m condomplating a rubber or nah”
Dudebro: “Nah fam you don’t want no kids it ain’t worth it”
Effboy: “You right”
When you're trying to decide if you should wear a rubber.
I just met her last night so let me condomplate for a minute.
The process of deciding whether or not to use a condom.
Dude 1: "So did you wear a rubber last night?"
Dude 2: "Yeah dude but it was a tough choice, I was stuck in condomplation for a good five minutes."