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Condomplation

The moment of deliberation just before sex in which one decides whether or not to use a condom.

"Is she ovulating right now? She doesn't look like she's ovulating. When did she say her period was? Last week, I think. Or maybe the week before. I wonder if I'd make a good father..."

Last night I was lost in Condomplation.

by tsukiatari July 21, 2009

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Condomplation

The process of deciding whether or not to use a condom.

Dude 1: "So did you wear a rubber last night?"
Dude 2: "Yeah dude but it was a tough choice, I was stuck in condomplation for a good five minutes."

by ToxSick133 December 7, 2012


condomplate

to contemplate whether or not a condom is needed in the heat of a sexual act.

1. Jimmy had some serious condomplating to do when he was having a hard time opening the condom wrapper.

2. While Jenny was waiting for Jimmy to open the condom wrapper she condomplated whether the condom was necessary or not, she was on birth control after all.

by heymon October 25, 2009

7047๐Ÿ‘ 1317๐Ÿ‘Ž


Condomplate

To contemplate the use of a condom.

She threw me in my bed, ripped off my pants, and that's when I had to condomplate. I mean sure, I've got a few condoms in my bedside drawer, but do I really want to risk ruining the moment?

by Treyfo' May 23, 2011

73๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


condomplating

the act of deliberating whether it is worth it to run to the store in the middle of the night to buy a condom. alcohol is usually involved.

She asked me if I wanted to sleep with her or on the couch, and I said "I'm condomplating."

by Peter Moody October 17, 2006

58๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


Condomplating

The next step after contemplating coitous: raw or nah?

Effboy: โ€œYo I got her in the bedroom bro, Iโ€™m condomplating a rubber or nahโ€

Dudebro: โ€œNah fam you donโ€™t want no kids it ainโ€™t worth itโ€

Effboy: โ€œYou rightโ€

by Gthesavagebear October 14, 2017


Condomplate

When a sexual partners hygiene is a little questionable so you take a moment and condomplate the situation on whether to catch the skeet or let it blow like a Twinkie because YOLO

When she took off her draws I instantly started to condomplate the situation while observing the noticeable lingering smell coming from her.

by Waterhead N Fireman August 2, 2019