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conscience

The little voice in the back of your head that tells you somebody is watching.

Little Billy decided not to stroke his cash and prizes that night because, according to his conscience, Mommy was peeking in through the door.

by LRS February 21, 2007

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Conscience

your heart telling you what you should do, but can listen to your mind instead and not do it.

Bob :my conscience is telling me, i should talk to her.
Randy: dont listen to it, shell kill you :O

by JessicaGrant July 14, 2011

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conscience

conscience = inhibition, caution...
Prosceince = no inhibition, no caution

Proscience = Dont think, just drink, and use your dink or what ever the omnipitan one gave you...

HAHAHAAHaaaa

by Coookie Monster June 7, 2005

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Drunken Conscience

The state of mind you're in when you've been dipping in the sauce. Where all of your normal sober problems hit while you're drunk,which leads you into a spiral of more drinking and or just drunken rambling along with crocodile tears.

Gary:man, this Rum got me on some drunken conscience ish
Steve:can't you just say shit, you drunken fool!
(Gary starts cryin') leave me alone man!
Steve: I shoulda cut you hours ago

by Ya Boy Trax July 28, 2010

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Hygiene Conscience

The little voice in the back of your head all non-goddamned-disgusting-dirty-pigs have telling them not to be a goddamned-disgusting-dirty-pig.

Holy fuck Janice, I've cleaned the kitchen four times today already; don't you have a hygiene conscience!?

by Ramfar May 8, 2011


Canine-conscience

The part of your mind that makes you feel guilty for shouting at the dog.

This is a classic example of canine-conscience;

Guy-You naughty boy!!! You've P**sed all over the bed. Hmm was I too hard on him there?

by KEJIAN February 26, 2009

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Conscience Dreaming

The dreams you have when you are bat shit crazy, possibly just before you gun down a crowd at the Safeway, start a new currency or a new language for crazy people.

Jared Loughner said about Conscience dreaming, "In conclusion, my ambition - is for informing literate dreamers about a new currency; in a few days, you know I'm conscience dreaming! Thank you!"

by define-it-ly crazy January 9, 2011

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