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A female with crabs or with a nasty pussy has a Crabby Patty.
Daaaaamnnn!!!! you hear bout monica? she got that Crabby Patty.
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v. to make stacks of money. reference to crabby patties from spongebob. (phrase coined by the Rej3ctz in a song called cat daddy.
I'm making so much money I'm Stackin Crabby Patties.
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A growing euphemism for when a guy is bad at performing oral sex on a woman. Particularly, it refers to when a guy, in a desperate attempt to stimulate the clitoris of his female partner, tries to extend his mouth as far as possible towards the clitoris and then proceeds to perform ultimately unsatisfying or poorly-formed cunnilingus. The definition comes from the scene in SpongeBob Squarepants, where Squidward is trying a crabby patty for the first time. He extends his neck, shaking in fear, extends his jaw, and then takes one, quivering *bite* of the crabby patty.
Female A: How was your night with Ricky last night?
Female B: Eh, it was alright. The sex was normal, but he went down on me and it was really weird.
Female A: Oh, did he end up biting the crabby patty?
Female B: Yep, totally bit the crabby patty.
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A slightly over weight woman’s personal area that looks like shredded beef and is constantly in underwear that is too small and essentially in a Jean crockpot being slowly overheated and excreting patty juices that causes an overall general itch.
It’s 60 today and my crabby patty is itching like a mother.
Mr Crabby’s after life.
Spongebob really wanted the Crusty Crab... :)
AYE YO, SPONGE BOB! BRING ME MY CRABBY PATTY!