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When your buddy passes out after getting shit-faced, and you use your own dick to trace a penis on his forehead.
Parker got fucked up and passed out on the kitchen table so Danny is in there crime scening his dumb ass.
The back of a taxi cab or car the morning after hitting the late night drive thru - littered with half eaten burgers and french fries....
What the hell? The back of the Bryan's truck is a Crime Scene!
Yea, we hit White Castle at 3 AM coming home from downtwon....
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When you are having sex with a girl with the lights off and you think she is super wet for you, but then when it's over you get up and turn on the lights, and it looks like someone was murdered in your bed because she was on her period. CSI in that bed!
Last night I was boning Emily and and I thought she was super wet, but then when I turned on the lights it looked like a crime scene.
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The act of having sex while a woman is on her period.
“Sorry Brianna, I won’t be crime-scening you tonight. I just washed the sheets”
When you are having sex and choking a girl to enhance her orgasm but accidently choke her too long and she suffocates. Instead of stopping you blow your load on her face leaving your DNA evidence for the police. If she does not die it's called attempted murder.
Dude I was having sex with this girl and I turned it into a crime scene. Will you post bail for me?
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What you call the blood stain at a crime scene to make it less disgusting and creepy.
"Lay down there, be the body."
"I'm not lying down near that blood stain!"
"Are you crazy? That's CLEARLY crime scene oil."
"Oh. Okay."
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when shit smears your toilet after flushing, like the bloody mess at a crime scene
look at the shit crime scene i made in the toilet!