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A person with a defining crooked feature on their body, usually in places such as the lips, nose, teeth, etc
HA! Matt is such a crookie, have you seen how ridiculous his lip is?
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a cross dressing wookie(see definition) who asks to stay in your room at 2 in the morning, then proceeds to tell your roomate "im so glad i met a person like you" and hits on him blaitently for the next 10 minutes. It also goes around stealing various purses laptops and whatever other girly things he can find, and slurks around dorm rooms. If you ever run in to a crookie, immediately leave the room and pray that you never see him again
Wow, that kid derrick was a real crookie last night.
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When your at a friend or relative's house and the cookie something super disgusting but you pretend you love it and you say to yourself I gotta crooky cookie it which means you got to get out of there now
(* this is discusting I better crooky cookies this or I'm finna die*)
When you crack your fortune cookie open, the fortune crookie takes your fortune and reads it first, so as to make the fortune theirs. Similar to the hamburglar, only with fortune cookies.
Legend has it that the first person to read the fortune, after the cookie has been opened, will own that fortune, unless the fortune is read aloud, by which the fortune becomes no longer valid.
When Fundo cracked his fortune cookie open, the fortune crookie ran past and grabbed the fortune out of the cookie before Fundo had a chance to read it.
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a person who enjoys putting his thingy in cookies and making ppl eat them and while they eat it he claps their booty
quandale is such a crookie destroyer
The Hooky Crookie the Rookie is getting in the way.
Deer Hunting with Machine Learning Kid from the Islands and still in skooling.
Charles never graduated color maths class and until that moment he technically is still a crookie.