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A chuckle-at-best of a comedian who will disappear as quick as he came. 20 years from now, he'll be as memorable as Yakov Shmirnoff or Paula Poundstone. You may have already forgotten about him and his stolen, tired act by the time your done reading this.
guy: what the hell is wrong with your hand?
dude: it's the sufi. You know.... Dane Cook.
guy: Who?...oh right that guy. (pause) I hate that I know you.
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Dane Cook is the epitome of douchebaggery. A comedian who appeals to mass population of Christian Bros and douches who used to be fuck ups but now are born again Christians Bros. Almost all of his jokes are not funny at all except for Isolated Incident which was of course ghost written,because what appeals to more teenage white girls than fucking Robert Pattinson , yah you guessed it. What a fucking joke, since when are comedians good looking!
Dane Cook: I wanna name my kid megatron
Me: that's fucking hilarious
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A terrible comedian who's known for stealing jokes from earlier, talented comedians such as Louis C.K. universally reviled, only teenagers with half a brain think Dane Cook's funny.
I can't believe you like Dane Cook, you probably like Carlos Mencia too.
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(Verb) To steal someone elses original material, specifically a joke.
"Thats a funny joke, but you totally Dane Cooked it from Victoria."
"Yeah Dane Cook does do that."
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He is a comedian, who mainly walks back and forth on stage, jumps around, screams and talks about how much he wants to be a rocker.
Some think he is hilarious, some think he is annoying as all fuck....its up to you if you like him or not.
Dane cook: *yyeaarrruuuhhh!!!* *starts jumping and screaming at the part of the "joke" which is supposed to be funny*
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