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It's when you're doing a chick from behind and before you break off, you spit on her back (thereby 'deceiving' her into you thinking you are done) and then when she turns over, you blast her in the face.
"Hey Mom, I was banging this hot chick who was so uptight, I couldn't get off. In fact, the only way I could finish off was through 'deception.'"
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something america (u.s.a.) loves doing
average joe: omg americans finally destroyed those evil terrorists
4-dimensional intellectual: that's what you call Deception.
The feeling you feel of reality after watching the movie: Inception.
Girl: "Dude! The movie Inception was intense! How do you feel about it?"
Guy: "Deception..."
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When crap definition's get published and decent one's do not.
I am tired of all this Deception.
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When you get your ass kicked when you are expecting something and it turns out to be the shittiest thing ever.
John: Yeah! Let's watch PORN!!! No deceptions like when I got dumped!
Michael: Yeah, but dude, isn't that your mom going down on that guy?
John: ..... WTF MOM!
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what you get by watching Christopher Nolan’s Inception.
it bores you to death and at some point you start dreaming of watching a better movie...
INception!? srsly... i got bored to death! what a DEception...
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on-point description of junior Grimes
What Junior Grimes is, (old J)
For none even close than mistah J at deceiving and he’s VERY GOOD at it since he’s able to blend in and stand out simultaneously. J is the master of deception after all, he could be your friend and your worst enemy altogether and you’d never even know nor suspect it
J is the master of deception, anyone who claims otherwise or to be the master of deception is deluded or mistaken
Master of deception is someone who’s able to appear as an ally when in reality is plotting your downfall and to overthrow order and your entirety
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Junior IS the master of deception
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