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It's like a sausage fest, but with old people.
I want to check out the roatary club, but I'm affraid it will be just another denture fest.
The act of hooking a lover's upper teeth with your tongue so as to ascertain whether they might have dentures at a ridiculously young age. Most commonly a prelude to oral sex.
"Sharon was so shy she wasn't going to tell me she had dentures before sucking me - lucky I did a denture check."
Old Blue Tooth technology, Or an old Blue Tooth, hence Blue Dentures..
Larry: Look at that dudes old Blue Tooth..
Fred: Yeah- Thats a blue dentures.
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The senior citizen version of a tantrum.
"Grumpy grandparents have denture tantrums."
Dirty dentures is when you are doing doggy style then when your partner isn't suspecting anything, shit a log into your hand and put it in their mouth making a mold of their teeth. Thus giving you dirty dentures.
My girlfriend and I gave dirty dentures a try and it was amazing, the only downside to it was that it left a shitty taste in her mouth.
Getting a blowjob when the the person giving the BJ bites the foreskin of the penis, circumsizing it. the "bj giver" then eats it and poops it into the nostrils of the person recieving the blowjob. they sneeze it into a cup and have their grandma drink it with a cat or dog humping the grandmas leg.
the other day me and my girlfriend decided to try grandma's yellow dentureson... good thing im not jewish!
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Dentures ( prosthetic teeth)
I need new dentures (i.e. prosthetic teeth, a new appendage to the mouth)