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to consume large amounts of alcohol and lose control of all bodily functions especially the bladder. This usually results in wild urination. another side effect is also uncontrolable vomiting from the mouth along with verbal diarrhoea and the vision that you can dance like john travolta.
Jeff: i got completely dicked in the ear last night, i woke up swimming in urine and vomit. I think i did a routine from grease.
Bill: thats the way! fancy a pint?
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A Bluetooth headset. People who think they're mighty important often walk around with one of these things hangin' on their ear. More acceptable when used while driving.
check out that douchebag, he's wearing an ear dick
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when you stick your dick in maurice faedo's ear at a party.
guy1: "have you heard? maurice got a dick in the ear"
guy2: "yea he got it at some party"
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When someone is spewing utter nonsense you have to just sit there an let it penetrate your mind. It's the step right before getting mind-fucked.
Man, that class is rough. I just got ear dicked by THAT professor again.
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When you ram yo shit hard as you can in that bitches ear when she's sleeping, becuase you didnt pay rent this month and she aint puttin out and youre frustrated.
(past tense)- Dicked
The bitch caught an attitude so i dicked her ear.
I'm trying to explain to this bitch that we got busted cuz her mom walked in right when I was dicking your ear.
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means "fuck what you heard".Term used when, you want somebody to basically forget what they think is true.
---Man, i heard you be messin' with Trina's ol ugly ass!
------"Dude! Put a Dick in Your Ear!!
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When someone says something stupid and you’d rather have a dick in your ear than hear the stupid shit they have to say.
Eren: “Man I hate life…shits so stupid.”
Terence: “Aye bro shut the fuck up and stick a duck in my ear”
Eren: “What?”
Terence: “ You're saying some dumb shit I’d rather have you stick a dick in my ear rather than hear your bullshit.”