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(v). The effect of being hit by 80MPH winds on your knob from trying to take a piss out of a car window on the motorway.
Barry: dude I need a piss
Simon: I'm not stopping the car, take one out of the window
Barry: no way man, we're on the motorway! I'm not getting Dicklash for you!
guy1: my cock's really sore, I got Dicklash on the way home from london last night, I needed a piss real bad and he would'nt pull over
guy2: know the feeling. I got dicklash on the way home from my bro's stag do
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Marked with a red welt from being whipped by a penis.
Bryan: I was entering the shower just as the old lady was exiting and so I dicklashed her as we passed.
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female equivalent of pussywhipped.
"Colleen will never believe he's cheating on her. She's totally dicklashed."
"Dude, you're not gonna get Sarah's number. She's still got dicklash for this guy who broke up with her last week."
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When you're sexting one person and having a very serious conversation with another person, prompting an erection and making it go away just as quickly over and over.
"I was sexting my girlfriend while my dad was texting me about my grandma's death and it gave me dicklash."
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When you go from flaccid to erect extremely quickly resulting in a sharp pain in the penis.
Dude I got turned on so quickly I got dicklash.
When a bitter woman insults her ex's penis.
Present tense: His ex gave him major dicklash, telling him he had a small cock.
Present participle: She was well know for throwing out dicklashes.
Past participle: He was dicklashed on being told his penis looked weird.
Future participle: She will be dicklashing him on social media.
Origin: Any bad breakup.
When you start dating a guy and can’t think straight about them and are all about the physical/ sexual. You don’t want to sleep. Most women or men regret dating this person after the cockcusson resolves.
Treatment is opposite of whiplash (causing concussion ((in this case cockcussion)): encourage SLEEP. Eventually.. cut off all possible avenues to that dick (man).
Past tense: “I was so dicklashed with Brad. I couldn’t even see how big of a pyscho he was until I found out he was going to court for domestic abuse towards his ex girlfriend and found all his unlabeled pills in baggies.”