don't judge me

What I usually have to say when I get drunk in the middle of the day and watch Blues Clues.

Roommate: "What the..?"
Me: "Don't judge me!"

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don't try me

Don't disrespect me.

Guy: Wanna get out of here?
Girl: Boy, don't try me.
Guy: What do you mean?
Girl: Do I look like a hoe to you?

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don't jealous me

do not hate on oneself

don't jealous me u condom head! sheettt meehn!! lol

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Don't do me

Don't mess with me, don't bullshit me

Don't do me, do ya hair!

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Don't Trust Me

Insanely popular song by 3OH!3. The best part of which goes like this: 'T-tell your boyfriend, if he says he's got beef, that I'm a vegetarian, and I AIN'T FUCKIN' SCARED OF HIM!!!!!!!!!!!' It's a great song.

Me: What's your favorite 3OH!3 song?

Anissa: Don't trust me, do you even have to ask?

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Don't O'Reilly Me

What you would say to any douche-bag attacking you in a dismissive, bias, ignorant, hypocritical, narcissistic, distortive and incriminating way, much like the douche-bag commentary of Bill O'Reilly.

Guy #1: Dude, I've lost so much respect for you after you called my girlfriend a bitch.
Guy #2: But you said that she was yourself, remember?
Guy #1: That wasn't what I meant.
Guy #2: You're such a hypocrite; you know perfectly well that I was just backing you up after you said it, so get off your high-horse and Don't O'Reilly Me, asshole.
Guy #1: We need to cut to a commercial.

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Don't Blame Me

Don't Blame Me is a song by Taylor Swift featured in her 6th studio album, reputation. It is one of her best songs due to its phenomenal vocals, tone, and production. Listening to the song is an experience which cannot be gained from anywhere else. The song is the best in reputation and is one of the best songs in the whole world.

Don't Blame Me is one of Taylor Swift's best songs ever

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