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ebay

The biggest scam on the internet. People sell things and buy things through a billionaire's website. If you're a seller you get screwed, when a 'customer' buys an item, pays, and you send it to them. They file a claim that they never recieved it and Paypal jacks the money out of your account, even though they sent the item out already. If you're a customer, you buy something from a 'seller' and send them your money, and you never get what you pay for, or its all broken, used, a piece of shit, or ruined, or something worse than anything you could buy at a garage sale or the Salvation Army.

"I got ripped off on ebay."

by sternwise October 2, 2006

145๐Ÿ‘ 50๐Ÿ‘Ž


ebay

A internet site where you can buy cheap junk with expensive postage from sellers who only make enough to pay the fees. The play ground for chiense scammers and greedy CEOs. For further definitions see internet scams

Ebay buy a $30 dollar kettle for only $0.99 + $29 postage
Ebay Bargain 8 gig MP4 only $50 may only be a 1 gig player and may not work but what a bargain

by Pommy Tony April 6, 2008

18๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


ebay

Perhaps the only site on the internet where you can get a quarter for a dollar.

Here, you can get this cheap and fragile toy, a three cent value, at a starting bid of just ten dollars.

by Anonymous June 9, 2003

406๐Ÿ‘ 177๐Ÿ‘Ž


ebay

The only place where you can buy fake viagra tablets, and fake memorobillia.

Man 1: Hey, I just sold that 10kilo of viagra tablets I had in the garage!
Man 2: How much did it go for?
Man 1: ยฃ600.00
Man 2: Dude, where is my pellets of rabbit shit?
Man 1: On the FedEX plane to Afganistan...
Man 2: .......

by Cloud July 20, 2004

49๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


ebay

An online auction venue site where

1) One can pick up several obscure, yet cool items that costs less than filling up your car

2) Postage and Packing costs more than the items themselves.

3) One may purchase the virginity of a young girl; a jar sneezed into by someone who caught cold from an ex-beatle; toast bitten into by Justin Timberlake and similar crap for absurd prices, but at least it overshaddows the postage.

4) You can find the items stolen from your house last week for less than the insurance gives you, thus making you richer.

5) You can garuantee at least 20 USD for balloon pumped up by fart gas.

6) Whatever you buy is garuanteed to be in worse condition than the picture

7) Something is always broken or missin, otherwise, you won't get it.

8)It states clearly in the rules that selling Item x is prohibited, but running a search for item x will result in several hundred results.

9) You may not purchase pictures of naked guys, but so long as a publication has at least one picture that is not of a naked woman, as many issues of playboy as you want.

10) One may get a higher price for the item on sale by bidding for with the same account that is selling, bar the number 1 added to the sellers account

11) One may purchase an extra day a week with one's child from one's ex-wife.

12) which money never returns.

Don't pay the postage- it's cheaper to fly to the seller and pick it up. Quicker too.

by Gumba Gumba March 13, 2004

98๐Ÿ‘ 41๐Ÿ‘Ž


ebay

a wonderous place on the internet that supplies me w/ hours of laughfter, fears, joy, and so many other emotions I can't even describe. Also it's the only place online where you can find peeps dumb enough to pay $5 for a sailor moon tooth brush =_=

Prisitine: Oh what did ya get on ebay?
SB: A buncha nifty sailor moon toys I had been looking for! ^_^
Pristine: How much did ya end up paying?
SB: $5.00 for the auction and $200 for s+h
Prisitne: O.O......

by Shankie Bear December 24, 2004

24๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


ebay

A person who can find anything and sell it to you, ie. a drug dealer that can get you anything you need!

(your dealer who can get anything from schedule 2 substances to stolen 64" plasma televisions, You call him eBay)

They used to call richard eBay!

by CrimSonSPYder January 6, 2006

29๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž