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We have an exponential amount of explosives in my garage.
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The best boner you can get from a chick.
Mary is the most awesome lover I´ve ever had, she gives me exponential growth every single time we mess around.
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Chili with a flavor that improves exponentially in relation to the time it spends in the fridge.
Lisa: Aaron, this chili is even better than it was yesterday!
Aaron: I know, and it will be even better tomorrow because it is exponential chili.
Something that is very bad and should never be spoken of.
Person 1: Your such an exponential fraction!
Person 2: Did you just call me that! THATS SO BAD AND SHOULD NEVER BE SPOKEN OF!
Person 1: yeah, I just called you that.
Person 2: ( sits in corner and cries)
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An exponential entendre is similar to a double entendre, but the dual meanings or interpretations of the word are both obvious (unlike a double entendre, where one meaning is more subtle)
Joe: "I heard you are pregnant?"
Jane: "Yes, how did you know? I'm already 2 months pregnant!"
Joe: "I guess it's too late to pull out!"
Ruth: "That's an exponential entendre!"
Not exactly the kinda 'spread' you were thinking of or hoping for.
Here it comes! The communicable transfer of COVID-19 transitions from focal incidence to Exponential Spread in a matter of days to weeks.
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Noun
1. A FAIL several orders of magnitude greater than an Epic Fail. Reserved for only the most mind-bogglingly stupid acts a human is capable of. Raises (or lowers) the bar for FAIL, setting a new standard.
A person who commits an Exponential Fail, unless the Hand of God is involved somehow, likely does not survive the act, and they will serve as an example of what NOT to do for countless generations to come, worldwide.
Background: This term was coined when the act of 'Flashblooding' was discovered. 'Flashblooding' is practiced in African countries, usually slums near major cities.
It involves a drug addict injecting him/her-self with the blood of another addict who just got high in an effort to stave off the effects of withdrawals or in an effort to 'share the high', thereby voluntarily opening themselves up to a wide range of uncurable, deadly diseases.
Example:
Mbobo: Can I gits a hit off o' yo crack pipe?
Jenkem: No. I only gots enuf fo me.
Mbobo: Can I's habs summa yo blood so I can git high too?
Jenkem: No. I gots da AIDS and da Hepatitis.
Mbobo: Dats okay. I ain't been high in 3 days... I needs me sumtin.
Jenkem: No, dammit! (passes out)
Mbobo takes blood anyway and injects himself, knowing he has committed himself to a long, slow, painful, lingering death, setting both a new standard for stupidity and inadvertantly launching the phrase: EXPONENTIAL FAIL.
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