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Fall River, MA is a city along the East Coast of the United States. Part of a collection of cities known as New England. Popular for an 1800s Axe Murderer and a World War II battleship. The city has since fallen from its golden days of being one of the textile capitals of the world in early 1900s and being among the top ten industrial cities to being 43rd in crime, and ranked 5 on USA Today's worst cities to live in as of 2016. The city has an annual race between its Homeless rate, Its Unemployment rate, and its crime rate. Crime rate typically wins. The drug troubles have plagued the city at an alarming rate. Although violent and often ghetto. The city diversifies itself with great places to eat. The food in Fall River is incredible. Mostly due to the cultural diversity of the town. From Portuguese to Spanish, To African American cosine the city has different sections that have you covered. Even some amazing Lebanese meat pie places like Sam's and Mario's will be sure to make you happy. In terms of food the town is incredible. The town is divided among a Flint area which is filled with Portuguese natives along with a lot of urban crowds. The Portuguese natives hold annual feasts and have set up meat markets along Alden St. Also a Highlands area where the lawyers and slightly more upper class live and the South end where the African Americans and the Spanish tend to live.
Louis- Hey Carl, want to go to the Portuguese feast down alden st and get some great food and see everyone.
Carl- Yeah sure buddy, lets go get some chourico sandwhiches.
Louis- Gotta love it in Fall River Massachusetts
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A small Portuguese town where everyone thinks they know everybody, and everyone thinks they are related to Lizzie Borden. And most kids end up at the shitty B.M.C. Durfee high school. They have the most ridiculous accents, and nobody would give a shit if it was just bombed and taken off the map.
"Hey do you know anyone important from Fall River Massachusetts?"
"Nah, anyone from Fall River is a waste of skin"
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One of the greatest neighborhoods the world has ever seen. They have amazingly cool swim and tennis teams. They recently built a new pool, along with a sweet slide. If you are a member of this elite club, you are considered one of the top 1% of the coolest people in the world, a fact supported by The 2000 Census, The USA Today, and MTV.
River Falls is the greatest place on earth.
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River Falls is a suburban town filled with college students, hicks, and alarmingly old people. Everyone in this town thinks they are hood-ass-gangstas because of their close proximity to Minneapolis,MN. Grandma has spinners on her wheel-chair and junior has gold braces.
That wannabe, fake-ass, cracker must be from River Falls.
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A tiny town in Wisconsin, noted for its complete lack of Taco Bells.
"My family was on vacation in Black River Falls, and that is when my little brother starved to death from taco deprivation."
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A town in western Wisconsin of roughly 15,000 people. There is an agricultural-based state university and Bum's Park, a grungy, high-school age congregational center where shitty drugs and half-smoked cigarettes are consumed. unknown to this group of teenage fucks is a legitimate drug supply that consists of marijuana, ecstasy, and soft core opiates like vicodin. Since there is not a healthy supply of activities, many teenage kids abuse this drug supply and fail in their pathetic studies.
Example 1:
Person 1: Dude, Wheres the party tonight?
Person 2: Its definitely NOT in River Falls, WI.
Person 1: But why d00d?
Person 2: Cuz it sucks ass here man.
Person 1: Oh.
Person 2: Lets just go smoke this schwag at Bum's
Person 1: Aight kewlz.
Example 2:
River Falls fucking blows, But there is good weed there bro,
If you know where to find it.
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A small "city" where hopes and dreams are killed.
Person " Have you seen Ryan lately?"
Person 2 " No, but I heard he failed at life and moved to Thief River Falls."
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