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The Act of masturbating really quickly, Fasterbation.
Kyle: I'm gonna go fasterbate
Myself:....
Kyle: Fasterbation chubs.
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To flap ones nostrils wildly or in a circular motion.
Hey Kenda! Where were you yesterday?
Sorry i fasterbated so hard yesterday I passed out.
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When you wanna masturbate but you're in a rush, so you have to masturbate really fast so you can achieve orgasm quickly.
Lewis: shit I wanna masturbate but my parents are home in two minutes
John: Better fasterbate then
Fasterbating is when fat slobs who usually eat and self-gratify simultaneously go on a diet and just gratify themselves on an empty stomach.
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Self-Gratyifying oneself to eating disorder porn
Person 1 : Wow, is that that same fat freaky slob that never leaves the house, they're kinda looking, less fat and slobby, though really still freaky
Person 2: Yeah, they've lost a lot of weight since they started Fasterbating
Person 1: Fasterbating?
Person 2: I know, I'm never eating again
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Person 1: *walks in* -looks at screen #puuuuke#
Person 2: I was fasterbating, what?
Person 1: Nothing, *gasp* nothing at all
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When someone knocks on the bathroom door thinking you are taking a shit when you are jacking off instead. You hurry up because you know they are waiting to use the bathroom.
Stupid fucking asshold kept jiggling the door handle when I was using the bathroom. I had to Fasterbate and finish thanks to that cocksucker.