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Masturbate Extremely Fast and Vigorously
How dint he get caught by his mom, even though he was jerkin off? That's the trick, just Fasterbate
The act of taking a laptop to the bathroom with you in order to relieve yourself after relieving yourself.
"David, why are you taking the laptop to the bathroom?"
"I'm just going to fasterbate, mom!"
To flap ones nostrils wildly or in a circular motion.
Hey Kenda! Where were you yesterday?
Sorry i fasterbated so hard yesterday I passed out.
When you wanna masturbate but you're in a rush, so you have to masturbate really fast so you can achieve orgasm quickly.
Lewis: shit I wanna masturbate but my parents are home in two minutes
John: Better fasterbate then
The act of masterbating very quickly as to get it over with to avoid detection
i had to fasterbate because my mom was in the next room
The art of masterbating really fast and cumming within a 2 minute range is called Fasterbating
David: Well, my mom was coming home soon, but I was majorly horny... so I started Fasterbating.
Jim Bob: And...
David: 1 minute 30 seconds
Jim Bob: Nice
A masturbator who is going for speed.
A fasterbator went into an airplaine bathroom with a copy of Hustler. He came out 23 seconds later panting, sweat pouring down his face. He achieved a new record, and was scowled at by everyone as he walked back to his seat.