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The act of masterbating very quickly as to get it over with to avoid detection
i had to fasterbate because my mom was in the next room
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fas-ter-bate (n)
to refrain from masterbation (in any form) over an indefinate period of time, usually for the purpose of building anticipation of ones next masterbatorial or sexual experience, and to increase ones personal pleasure thereof
I was tired of not feeling anything when my girlfriend blew me, so I fasterbated for a month. When I came she almost drownded. Shit was so cash.
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The art of masterbating really fast and cumming within a 2 minute range is called Fasterbating
David: Well, my mom was coming home soon, but I was majorly horny... so I started Fasterbating.
Jim Bob: And...
David: 1 minute 30 seconds
Jim Bob: Nice
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Masturbate Extremely Fast and Vigorously
How dint he get caught by his mom, even though he was jerkin off? That's the trick, just Fasterbate
A masturbator who is going for speed.
A fasterbator went into an airplaine bathroom with a copy of Hustler. He came out 23 seconds later panting, sweat pouring down his face. He achieved a new record, and was scowled at by everyone as he walked back to his seat.
The art of masterbating in a short amount of time do to time restraints.
Man, the other day, I had like five minutes from the time my mom went down the street to get the mail til she came back up to help me get my stuff! I was fasterbating like a mother fucker!!
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The act of taking a laptop to the bathroom with you in order to relieve yourself after relieving yourself.
"David, why are you taking the laptop to the bathroom?"
"I'm just going to fasterbate, mom!"
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