Redneck First Class

When you are flying in the coach section of an airplane and one or both of the other two seats are unoccupied giving you more room, to stretch, lean or lie down.

The middle seat was unoccupied on my recent flight home so I got to sit in Redneck First Class

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Jewish First Class

Delta Comfort Plus

Veronica: “OMG first class on Delta is soooo expensive, but I don’t want to fly coach.”

Rachel: “Let’s go Jewish First Class. Same leg room as first class and better snacks than coach plus we board earlier.”

First Class Frontier

1.A pimp only hiring or owning only VIRGIN hookers.
2.The virgin hooker itself.

Jimmy couldn't get laid, and he didn't want a STDs from hookers, so he decided to try a First Class Frontier.

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First-class fail

A first-class fail is a euphemistic term for failing a paper with the highest possible failure grade.

If you needed a C- to pass, for example, then receiving a D+ would count as a "first-class fail".

How did you go on your biology assignment?
I got a first-class fail

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first class ass

a scooter riding son-of-a-gun who thinks he's all priviledged and shit. talkin' politics and buggin' the shit out of everyone he comes into contact with.

that first class ass just pulled out his pecker and said "hey look, george bush is running for a third term.....c'mon give him a smack."

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First Class Hangover

The sensation resulting from the over-consumption of alcoholic beverages after being unexpectedly upgraded to first class on a flight. The free nature of the beverage service causes the individual to consume more than he/she normally would in a public setting.

Boss: Tim, you seem out of it today. Experiencing jet lag from your trip back yesterday?

Tim: No Sir, I have to admit that I had a bit too much to drink on the plane. I'm experiencing the first class hangover...

Cheap Boss: I’m glad to see that you are putting the company’s money to good use... I better not see those drinks on your expense report.

Tim: Don’t worry Sir, you wont. The flight was overbooked and I received a free upgrade to first class. To maximize the value of the company’s money, I thoroughly utilized the services included with the upgrade...Jackass.

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first class ass

-The asshole of all assholes.

-An asshole who is more of an asshole than any other asshole you've ever met.

Greg: Hah! Remember that girl you were trying to ask out for the longest time? I fucked her last night.

Fred: Fuck you Greg! You're a first class ass, you know that!?

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