fromage

Its French fr cheese

Je suis la grand fromage!
(I am the big cheese!)

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phallus fromage

the cheesy sebaceous matter that collects between the glans penis and the foreskin due to a lack of personal hygiene, also known as dick cheese or smegma

The guy I left with last night had a particularly pungent phallus fromage.

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C'est fromage

Fake-for-fun mistaken pronunciation of the french term “C’est domage,” meaning “That’s too bad.”

Fromage is the french word for cheese.

The fun part of it is saying it in context and deadpan sincerity. You say it in mixed company that includes at least one person who knows some french.

When they hear you say, “Oh well, c’est fromage” they instantly notice that your attempt to throw in a little french for conversation colour... failed in a way that is funny to hear, but could prove to be embarrassing if they point it out to you.

However, people don’t want to embarrass other people. But because “c’est fromage” enters the brain so quickly as a funny error, most people don’t have time to stop their little chuckle at your expense. Then they are kind of forced to explain why they are laughing at you.

So it’s an impishly fun way to watch people squirm a little with how to react to you as they try to figure out whether or not your mistake was intentional. It usually shows you how natural and honest someone feels while they are with you.

“Oh well. C'est fromage.”
“C’est fromage? That’s cheese?”
“What did I say? Fromage? Oh jeez, I meant domage.”
“No you didn’t.”
“No, I didn’t.”

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Fromage booty

A nice butt that results from a cheese diet. Like cakes but normally reserved for French women.

"Damn, son! Look at that ass!"
"That's that good fromage booty"

fromage

(n.) the aftermath of an explosion, collision, smashing, or schooling

There is always a lot of fromage after a night of schooling.

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Hefty Fromage

A brotherhood a herd a flock, a drove, a pack, a group, a collection, a fold, a comradeship, a fellowship, brotherliness, fraternalism, kinship; companionship, camaraderie, friendship, amity, rapport; esprit de corps. We do not forgive We do not forget we are HEFTY FROMAGE expect us.

look its hefty formage i wish we're a hefty fromage!

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penile fromage

Penile fromage the term frogs or other homosexual French people would use in place of the term penis cheese or smegma

Jacques, I will pass on the second grilled penile fromage sandwich. Merci.