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The level of garlic in any food
What's the garlicicity of your naan bread like?
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a "buzz word", like the phrase "your mom", used to relieve tension.
Created in a concrete apartment building in Lithuania by a Swede.
Hugo: Hey Kasey, guess what?
Kasey: What?
Hugo: Garlic.
Kasey: Ahh, you got me!
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The asexual agenda. We want nothing else.
Basically, a buttery bread with garlic that is the official food of the asexuals.
Person 1: Yeah sex is cool and all, but have you ever tried garlic bread?
Person 2: You're ace, aren't you.
Person 1: No shit sherlock.
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Hey you want to Netflix and chill?
Nah, sorry, I like garlic bread.
Oh I get it, you’re asexual, sorry for the misunderstanding!
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When someone's breath wreaks of a horrendous odor, such as garlic and makes vampires disintegrate.
The boy I was sitting next to in class had garlic gums. He made me want to ball up my paper and stick it up my nose.
Defined as the over indulgence in garlic riddled food the night before, leaving you with symptoms similar to that of a drink fuelled hangover.
Dude “Oh man, I got a real bad garlic hangover from last night!
Chick “I don’t understand…do you mean you had a heavy night on the liqor?”
Dude “No dude, we got take-out for dinner and I had one of those Garlic-Mingin’-Burgers with a frickin’ egg on top…feels like I drank like 10 beers or something man, and it’s given me real bad G-M-B too.”