Ghost Shit

When you take that monster shit, and then go to wipe your ass, but theres nothing there. It's like it never happened... :|

Kelsey: Hey Matt you almost done in there?
Matt: Yeah but we're out of toilet paper...
oh wait its a ghost shit nevermind its coo.

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Ghost Shitting

A sport where participants sneak into other peoples toilets' and take a shit, without flushing and without the knowledge of the toilet owner. This can be done to someone you know or a complete stranger, opportunities to ghost shit in a stranger's toilet are limited but the existence of outdoor toilets in sheds can create great opportunities

'Honey!, I just went out to do the washing and you've left a turd in the loo' 'I never use that toilet, maybe someone was Ghost Shitting last night'

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Ghost shit

You take a dump and when you turn around to have a look at it (of course you do) there is nothing there..

"I swear i curled out a trans-atlantic cable but when i looked down there was nothing there.." "Whoa ghost shit!"

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Ghost Shit

When you pinch a huge loaf in the toilet, then wipe and find there is nothing there. Then you check the toilet and find it magically disappeared. But you know you to a thunder dump, this cant be the case. So you proceed to look around the room then you forget all about the shit and go on with your day.

BUTTHOLE: "AHHHHHHHHH" **SQUIRT**
DUDE:"did i just GHOST SHIT!?"

Ghost Shit

When you take a shit, wipe your ass and there's nothing there ... no trace ...

I just took a shit, wiped my ass and the toilet paper is clean ... GHOST SHIT!

ghost-shit

A turd that passes your anal sphincter as a ghost passes through walls, thereby requireing no wipeing (leaving no residue on one's person).

Q.= Did you finish the toilet-paper ?
A.= No man, I took a ghost-shit

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Ghost shit

A pooh that ceases to exsist .

When taking a shit you wipe to reveal no excrement present. However this word has two parts when taking a shit you glance in the toilet bowl to reveal no evidence of you having a shit at all. The perfect ghost shit requirs that both criteria mentioned above are met.

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