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A sexual maneuver in which right before the Male ejaculates, the female (or other male) show their sexual partner a picture of Hillary Clinton. The Male will then go soft and the other chews the penis like a gummy worm.
Jesse- Let's do the gummer
Jessica- okay
*shows picture of Hillary Clinton*
Joe Biden, outside the window- Fuck, she's hot
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A female interested in hockey players; a hockey team slut. The name comes from the typically toothless gums of hockey players that the gummers so desperately crave.
Although Ovechkin may be the ugliest man alive, the gummers still go crazy for him.
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getting a blowjob, getting head
''Sally gave Richard a big slobbery gummer"
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a crackho that slobs your weasel after she either a) removed her dentures or b) just let all her teeth rot out her cakehole. also can be referred to the actual "slobbing" itself. advantageous to those who have had bad experiences with over-zealous biters.
That old bat gummer on the corner is the cheapest ratwhore in town!
Man I got this phat ass gummer off this crabass bitch yesterday!
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an old business man, usually having an affair with a younger man.
The gummer stood there with his diamond eyes, pinstripe suit, stale drinks, and lipstick prints on his collar from the man in the bathroom.
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a super nice and funny person. she got a fat azz and nice boobies.
bro!!! did you see how good gummer looks today??
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Aka Soul Sucker. ex./ { Wow man, at that point it's no longer considered a blow job but rather a soul suck. I literally felt air siphoning in through my B-hole she was sucking so hard. }
It is how the best blowjobs are born. How do you compete with the flippdy flappidy suction power of lips and gums wrapping around your PeePee. It transcends the term "BlowJob" and rises to the exquisite glory of a "SoulSuck".
Dude, she gave such a mean blowjob that I knew then and there it was my life's destiny to feed her food that would rot the teeth out of her head. I CAN NOT wait to start the tradition "After Dinner Gummers" . By the time she's done soul sucking the devils gonna wonder where his prize is at my funeral.
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