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An underage girl aged 12 to 16 who is attractive. When she turns 16: It's legal to date her as an adult.
Yvette turns 16, so she goes from hard candy to CANDY!
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From the movie 'Hard Candy' starring Ellen Page.
When a character displays pedophiliac tendencies within a movie or book.
"Dude, that guy is SO hard-candying over that girl right now."
"She is hard-candying all over that movie!"
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Doesn't seem as tough as nails.
Guy 1- You think you're hard candy the way you were eyeballin me don't you?
Guy 2- I think I'm hard candy?
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A Viagra induced, raging hard on of a geriatric male.
Carol: Sonja keep an eye out over there. That old pervert is giving you the eye.
Sonja: I can see that. I can also see he's got a pocket full of Grandpa's Hard Candy.
Carol: Ewwwwww. Let's go.
A list of individuals in bad standing with the Aryan Brotherhood. Individuals on the Hard Candy List are subject to removal.
OG Beaver: That piece of shit Bart Simpson is on the Hard Candy List!
Shamrock: Whad he do, cuz?
OG Beaver: That muthafucka was tellin'! And he's gonna catch a pluggin'!
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Personal Hard Candy means to KILL.
In reference to receiving a hit list, El Jefe gives a "note" to cycle through his chain to
give the "OK" or "Green Light" to kill an enemy. On this note, will be listed rival gang member names, their neighborhood or "Barrio", and/ or how to kill them in (brief description). Side notes may sometimes be included.
(**This term is in relation to gang activity and it's code words to carry out a command. The note is usually sent from prison to their soldiers on the outside, some are kept "in-house" for "in-house green lights"**)
(**The following gang names are fictional and if affect anyone in a personal matter, my apologies**)
Personal Hard Candy:
Ese Dinky (Raul Garcia) Varrio de White Water
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Take 4 hits of acid, then you swallow hardcandy whole, (preferably starburst's hard candies) then rip off Geraldo Rivera's mustache, take a huge ungodly foul shit in a resting home for senior citizens, then while writing your name on the wall with your poop, fight of security (or police if they arrive) with Geraldo Rivera's mustache, while The Breakfast Club plays on the t.v. in reverse with only Worcestershire sauce commercials replacing Judd Nelson's lines.
-Catholic School boy #1 "Did you see Britany Spears Tibetan hard candy last night?"
-The goth chick from The Breakfast Club: No but I did see the Paris Hilton sex tape, that'll give ya a yeast infection.
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