Helmet

A helmet is someone who tries too hard and thinks they are proper top like they're on par with the head of a penis. Ironically however they are more like a skid mark on an old mans pair of gruds

Helmet: I ran 10k in 30mins today.
You: save it you fucking prick I'll bang you out if you carry on like that you helmet

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helmeteer

A window-licking, raisin-loving , mcqueenie wearing moron who wears a state-appointed bike helmet that probably has a rubber Mohawk.

That helmeteer rides the short-bus.

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helmet

1. the top of a man's penis, or a hermaphodite's penis I guess as well. Also reffered to as a purple helmet.
2. A condom, as worn on the head of your penis, perhaps a more accurate term.
3. A kevlar, or plastic covering for your less important head, as worn while riding a motorcycle or visiting a construction site. Or oddly, enough, while exploring actual caverns. See spelunking.

Timmy, what have I told you about playing indoor sports without a helmet? Naughty boy!

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helmet

To play the game of Helmet means to touch everything with the tip of your penis. i.e. - to go up to your friend's toothbrush and rub your penis tip on it. Gross? Yes. Amusing? Not really.

Wanna go for a game of helmet around the house?

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helmet

an individual who is in need of a helmet, for their mental capacity is so small that thoughts floating around can hurt their head, causing their brow to furrow. a slight tilting of the head is also common.

that guy over there is such a helmet. he told me that he would rather have the weekend in the middle of the week, because it would be nice to have a break.

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helmet

The top of a males genitalia.

I was licking her mot and she was smoking me helmet.

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helmet

The tip of a circumsises penis. More specifically, any male individual who behaves like one, especially one who acts in an aggressive manner.

"John's always flexing his muscles and trying to start fights. The guy's a real helmet."

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