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Similar to the stranger this maneuver entails pirating the use of someone else's hand whilst they are sleeping for the use of masturbation.
Since she was too tired for sex, after she fell asleep he did the handburglar helper.
A Pipefitter helper is a young kid usually a next of kin to upper management. He's usually hiding in a porta-Jon or flirting with the tool room girl.
Where's the Pipefitter helper? He's probably hiding in a portajon
The process of shooting Sperm over the vaginalclam area before going down on a girl.
Katie and I made Clamburger Helper last night.
A small monkey used to aid a disabled person. They are very well trained and perform such tasks as fetching food, turning lights on and off, and retrieving assorted small objects.
My helper monkey brought me the paper, breakfast, and my remote. It's so nice not to have to rely on other people for help.
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During lovemaking, a guy tells his female partner that he is unable to finish and makes up an excuse if needed. Then, while his partner is getting cleaned up, or just not paying attention, he blows his load in her purse for her to find at a later time.
This guy I was with last night totally left me a handbagger helper.
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The food your dad cooks when your mom is being a bitch and neglects to go grocery shopping. It consists of whatever flavor of hamburger helper is in the pantry and the remaining hotdogs in the fridge.
Kid: "Im so hungry. Are you going to feed me?"
Dad: "Yeah. I made some hotdog helper."
Kid: "Wtf!? Are you trying to kill me?"
NOUN:
Duct tape, used as a restraint, or for purposes of muffling human speech, cries, or screams.
"I couldn't get the kids to behave, so I threatened to use babysitter's helper on the little ankle-biters and they straightened right up."
"Some babysitter's helper across the mouth might get her to shut up."
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