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hot pockets

Derogatory term for mods.

These hot pockets do it for free!

by Falchion315 May 3, 2019

17๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hot Pocket

White man who wears a red hat and is an ass hole

Go fuck yourself hot pocket!

by Aleksander12 February 15, 2014

487๐Ÿ‘ 292๐Ÿ‘Ž


hot pocket

name for a pastry that took after the pop tart. except it is filled with nasty meat. It can only be served 2 ways;
1. Warm outside, frozen inside.
2. boiling lava hot, will destroy your mouth.
usually given to patients suffering from constipation.

Hey Travis, would you like a hot pocket?
NO!

by Eric Franz January 16, 2007

1081๐Ÿ‘ 801๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hot Pocket

When the person you have sleeping over shits in your fold out sleeper couch, doesn't clean it up, and folds the couch back up without telling you.

I'm not friends with Rob anymore.
Why?
He made a hot pocket with my fold out couch.

by xJcalx April 16, 2010

598๐Ÿ‘ 455๐Ÿ‘Ž


hot pocket

when you fall asleep with your dick in a girl and wake up feeling warm you call it a hot pocket

man i fell asleep during sex and when i woke up it felt like a hot pocket

by darkoathangel May 18, 2020

9๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


hot pocket

n. the act of one masturbating with his or her hand in his or her's pocket where the pocket acts as a glove

The guy sitting in front of me was giving himself an intesne hot pocket in math today!

by SASQUATCH April 10, 2012

226๐Ÿ‘ 176๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hot Pocket

Prison term: two pieces of white bread with mayonnaise smothered in between. The mayo sandwhich is then placed in the microwave to heat it up so it resembles a woman's vagina. It is then fucked.

When I got done with my hot pocket I gave it to mikey. He likes it! Hey Mikey!

by berserker256 May 18, 2003

337๐Ÿ‘ 273๐Ÿ‘Ž