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Colin has an offspring of multiple gay people. He has two dad's, two grandparents, and two uncles. There are only 2 girls in his family... His dog Sarah and his paret Gale. He is also secretly fucks his football couches to get his starting position as running back
How much of a fag is colin, He is gay for fucking all his couches
a southern phrase that when translated literally it means "how much longer do you have", "how much longer do you think", or just "how much longer?" This a usually a question of time.
Dad: How much you like on them dishes boy?
Son: Bout done pop!
Woman: Honey, I know you're excited to leave for the bluegrass festival but I HAVE to finish this laundry!!
Man: Well, how much you like?
Woman: About 20 more minutes
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Asking how much it is to have sexual intercourse with a male prostitute.
Connor: How much 4 men?
Me: 5 dolla
Connor: Score!!!
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A term used by people of Slavic origin, speaking somewhat broken English to ask the price on an item
Ooh, new laptop, how much you buy.
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A common phrase used by people who want the Bill, after they have finished their meal at a Restaurant.
Married Man: Very Nice, How Much?
Waiteress: Excuse me?!?
Wife: What!
Married Man: I'm sorry, can I have the Bill?
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A detrimental question paralysing my thoughts, known to give a gut feeling.. yall
"How much a dollar really cost?
The question is detrimental, paralyzin' my thoughts
Parasites in my stomach keep me with a gut feeling, y'all
Gotta see how I'm chillin' once I park this luxury car
Hopping out feeling big as Mutombo
Twenty on pump six dirty Marcellus called me Dumbo
Twenty years ago, can't forget
Now I can lend him a ear or two how to stack these residuals
Tenfold, the liberal concept of what men'll do
Twenty on six, he didn't hear me
Indigenous African only spoke Zulu
My American tongue was leery
Walked out the gas station
A homeless man with a semi-tan complexion
Asked me for ten rand
Stressin' about dry land
Deep water, powder blue skies that crack open
A piece of crack that he wanted, I knew he was smokin'
He begged and pleaded
Asked me to feed him twice, I didn't believe it
Told him, beat it
Contributin' money just for his pipe, I couldn't see it
He said, my son, temptation is one thing that I've defeated
Listen to me, I want a single bill from you
Nothin' less, nothin' more
I told him I ain't have it and closed my door
Tell me how much a dollar cost
"
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It's a question that basically states let's have sex or let's make love.
As in the movie "Wild Target"
Guy: "If you need anything just call me."
Girl: " Umm ok.. Wait! How much do you weigh?"
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