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Book

A piece of your soul. Something that can break you and crush you, but can also make your life. Life's way of entertainment. The building block of otp fangirls anything book related. My life.

Me:Have you read any good books lately?

Friend: What are books?

Me:How are we friends

by Heyilovebooks February 23, 2014

152๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


book it

to travel at high speed or hurry the fuck up

Omar: "What are you doing?"
Gary: "Oh not too much, just trying to defuse this bomb before it blows up and kills thousands of people. You know."
Omar: "Well you'd better book it. There are only 30 seconds left on the timer."
Gary: "What? Oh yeah, I guess you're right. Well I'd better hurry the fuck up then."

by Nick D May 29, 2004

537๐Ÿ‘ 74๐Ÿ‘Ž


Book

A Book is like .. a non-volatile, stable database that does not lose data no matter how many times you drop it, spill your beer on it, or close it incorrectly. Books are more stable even than Optical Media. Storage is only limited by the amount of space and volume that the owner can physically carry. Some storage units seem to last for years, and whilst the background colour or 'fill' of the pages may degrade to a kind of #F5F5DC beige, the actual data is still readily retrievable.

Books were used for storage before computers. The only reason computers were invented was due to the poor fire retardant properties of the base materials used in the manufacture of books (especially those books used to upset the tribal elders of religious groups) and because books were easy to steal data from. Books have also been used to store ideas for Movies That No-one Has Made Yet.

Bill: 'What's that in your backpack next to your lappie?'
Ted: 'It's a book'
Bill: 'WoW, that's 2665 !'

by KeithMyArthe September 24, 2012

278๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž


Book it

To leave quickly.
Derived from 70's college slang when you had to leave a party to study.

I'd like to stay and drink some more beer, but there's a chemistry test tomorrow and I have to book it.

by Docjoe73 October 16, 2011

83๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


by the book

Strictly according to the rules

Romeo and Juliet (1:5): "You kiss by the book."

by MBA June 27, 2004

91๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Books

Books are amazing things that were forgotten after the internet came along. Some still enjoy reading, others groan whenever someone tells them to read. They would rather wait for the movie to come out. Books ARE movies. They transport you to amazing worlds, they let your imagination run free. Not all books are interesting,but the ones that are...Amazing.

Zac Effron: You have one a contest and can go one one date with me!

*girl turns page of books*
Zac: Hello?

*Teenage girl gasps*
Zac: NOW she sees me!

Teenage girl: He's dead!

Zac:What?

Teenage girl: Newt is dead!

by downbythelake April 6, 2013

229๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž


Books

Portable sanctuaries.

Books can provide such wonderful escapes. They are like your own little sanctuary and you have a wide choice to lose yourself in. :)

by Rina Lam January 5, 2012

390๐Ÿ‘ 69๐Ÿ‘Ž