Shopping

Codeword for stealing.

I need a new iPod, I guess I'll go shopping in the locker room.

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shopping

The act of going out and buying stuff.

I went shopping for food yesterday.

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shopping

Going to a large chain store (Wal-Mart, K-Mart, Target, etc...) and filling a cart with as much crap as possible, only to abandon it somewhere in the store.

Hey dude! I went shopping at Wal-Mart today. Somebodys gonna be doin their job today.

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shopping

The process by which individuals attempt to fill their spiritual and/or emotional emptiness through the acquisition and later consumption of material objects.

See also: retail therapy

Grace: You and I, we have to stay focused. You know how sharks are eating machines? We are shopping machines. That means all we do is shop, and poop. Shop, and poop. Got it? So what are we going to do now?
Nathan: God, I hope it's shop.

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shop

1. What a drug dealer metaphorically open's up every morning when he get's his first phone call.

2. The place the police take you when they close down YOUR 'shop'.

1. Dealers Friend: "You should 'shut up shop' for a few days and come snowboarding with me."
Dealer: "Sorry man, bizznaz is bizznaz. Can't leave my client's hanging."
Dealers Friend: "Just get someone to take over the 'shop' for you."
Dealer: "Man my 'shop' is too hard an operation for anyone else to handle."

2. "Man I got taken down to the 'cop shop' for questioning. They're onto me.

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shopped

The passed tense of photoshopping an image to make you believe something was photographed, when in reality the incident never occured. Good examples at fark.com

"Did you see that nude photo of Britney Spears on the web?"

"Yeah. It was shopped"

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shop

Informal slang verb for reporting someone to the police.

If he doesn't stop harassing me, I'm gonna shop him.

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