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The purported "first 64-bit system", released by Atari in 1993. Failed miserably due to poor marketing and extremely crappy games.
You haven't played crappy games until you've played them on an Atari Jaguar.
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Jaguar, luxury cars usually dissed by people who:
A: Have never been in or driven one.
B: Fail to admit they wish they'd worked harder at school to land a proper job & be able to afford one.
Usually a Chav, very thick, not well read/travelled drivers of anything Vauxhall & live on a council estate. D'UUUUUUH, basball-cap, BURRRRRRRBREEEE!!!!
I love my XJS, all 12 cylinders running 5.3 litres. Luxury & speed in utter silence! Catch me if you can La-HOOOOO-ZAH ...!
Just wished I'd studied harder, man I could afford a REAL car, like a JAGUAR!
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British Luxury car manufacturer founded in 1922 by Sir William Lyons
Jaguar has made some of the most beautiful cars ever such as the Mrk II, the E-Type, the 420 and many more..
But after British Leyland took hold of the company, the build quality declined and it ended up being bought by Ford in 1989
Since 2008, Jaguar is owned by Indian car maker Tata and they still make beautiful cars and their quality has improved drastically in the past 20 yrs
Despite being under foreign ownership, Jaguars are quintessentially British
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jaguar make nice old cars. many say they have dodgy build and crap engines cause this is all shit. mine started first time after 6 months and its a 1984 xj6 And its BLUE. its done 132000 miles and the seats still look nice and purrs beautifully and can beat anyone off the lights with that 4.2 straight 6
i saw this dude in his maxed up ford xr3 or sumthing fuckin chav. he was like haha give ya a race grampa and i sed ok bye and just put a little throttle on and he was gone great car
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The gay guy's version of a cougar. An older attractive man who has younger men asking him out. These younger guys are attracted to the jaguar because the jaguar is stable, fun, and doesn't play head games.
Roderick: I got all these hot young thangs lining up wanting this.
Jaysin: Dude, you're like the male version of Courteny Cox in Cougar Town. You're a jaguar!
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Son: So what did I get for Christmas?
Father: Son, your mom and I have been saving and we bought you a new Jaguar, can you believe it?!
Son: Dad...whats a Jaguar...?
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