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Generally Jewish women are not the most attractive So to find an attractive jewish women is rare , like seeing a unicorn.
Wow, she's beautiful & jewish. That's a Jewnicorn.
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Only appearing on Jewish Holy Days, the Jewnicorn is the most beautiful and majestic of all the creatures in the land. The only Jewish unicorn in history, she is a miracle child, born of a virgin, and the last known unicorn in existence. Once the Jewnicorn princess, she is now Queen among creatures, and rarity who demands reverence from humanities most elect and revered.
Happy Hanukkah Emma! Did you see the Jewnicorn prancing past the garden?
A circumcised penis.
I hooked up with Mike last night and he had a nice jewnicorn.
Simply put, a Jew with a foreskin.
A "bris"-- the Jewish ceremony for circumcision-- is typically performed during infancy and is widely practiced in the Jewish culture, making it uncommon or rare for penis-bearing Jews to be uncircumcised.
The term "Jewnicorn" is a portmanteau of the words "Jew" and "unicorn" because much like the horny mythical creature, an uncircumcised Jew is a rare sighting.
Person A: "When I hooked up with Rex for the first time I found out he's a total Jewnicorn!"
Person B: "A what??"
Person A: "A Jewnicorn! Anteater! Rumpleforeskin! He's an uncircumcised Jew, a rare, unique, and pleasantly surprising treat!"