job job

A Job Job is what you've finally gotten after putting in countless hours writing your resume for, and gone on countless number of interviews for. It's respectable, it pays well, it has benefits and you don't have to mumble when you tell people where you work!

I can finally quit that McJob I've had to work at ... I got a JOB job!

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On Job

A person who is active on the street. They spend long durations on time on the street for often no reason.

I swear down Craig is on job. I see him round ends all the time.

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job

being paid to care for shit you do not actually care about

when are you gonna resign from your job?

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job

Means by which at least 30% of your life is stolen from you to enrich the owners of a company making useless shit that some other poor idiot in a job will buy.

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Job's on

The working class man's proclamation of an imminent sexual encounter.

So, that bird you've been tuning all night, you gonna fuck her or what?

Yeah man, job's on.

job

Something that's impossible to find because everyone wants to only hire experienced people even though you can't get experience if no one will hire you, and they're too damned lazy to train you.

Finding a job is such a pain.

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Job

A now extinct form of making other people wealthy. b. Industrial Revolution d. 2008.

Times have changed and now entire countries are being bankrupted for this purpose.

Have you got a job yet?

*sounds of scorn, mockery and derision*

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