Jomp

Basicaly a glomp, while screaming about how much you adore the jomp-ee and how much you want to shag them. Used by many fangirl twards her lust object.

Fangirl: *sees Orlando Bloom* O_O AAAAIEEE. *tackles* OHEMGEEILOVEYOUIWANTYOUINSIDEMERIGHTNOWLET'SGOHAVEHOTSTEAMYSEXINTHEJANITOR'SCLOSETCANIHAVEYOURBABY?

jomp

an abbreviated and spoken form of the phrase "juice of my peen." If it is acceptable for a woman to call her child "fruit of my womb," so is it for a man to call children "jomp." Jomp is both a plural and singular noun.

I hate having jomp. They ruin your fucking life.

Jomp

1. A catch-all term interchangeable with "walk" "split" "skedaddle"

2. A term for a specific person's peculiar pattern of walking.
3. A pattern of walking in which the legs are kept unusually straight causing the heel to strike the ground at a more aggressive angle, as though the walker were on an important mission.

1. The waitress left the bill on the table, "Alright, let's jomp kids!" exclaimed Tristan, gesturing to his friends that it was time to leave without paying.

2. Man, Johnny sure walks kinda weird. Yeah, man, he's a Jomper for sure

3. Gosh did you see, Greg back there? He was hauling ass! Wonder where he's jompin' to?

Jomps

A synonym for: sour

Awww jomps, you don't work with her till Saturday.

Jomped

The rapid removal of ones self from a social gathering without prior notice.

Person 1- Man what an awesome party.
Person 2- Yea man this is pretty great.
Person 3-I gotta go bye.
Person 1- Man he just jomped us.