A Tall handsome and rugged man of Hawaiian descent with crazy hair, penetrating dark eyes, a lean muscular body, cinnamon skin, full sensual lips, and a wonderfull sense of humor. He's in touch with the Aina and his traditions and he can fish, hunt and live off the land . A real life Tarzan. He's every Urban Woman's fantasy.
KEAKA is a real Kanaka da best kine!
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He kanaka maoli au.
(I am a native person) I am a kanaka maoli.
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Kanakas is a religion, where Kanakas the allgod, is THE GOD OF EVERYTHING!!, in Kanakas, Taco tuesday is EVERYDAY!!, Penguins are worse than the Devil himself, Where Valera is legal, and Where Rape is sacred, Varpisauri is the god of punishment, Drugs are good, and where prayers end with a loud "YEEET", or "YEEA BOIIIIIIIII"
"PRAISE THE KANAKAS!! OR YOU SHALL GET CONSTANTLY EATEN BY VARPISAURI FOR ALL OF ETERNITY"