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King George the Turd (jorj thuh turd) NOUN. George Walker Bush, 43rd president of the United States. See also, "Turd Reich."
This country is a scatocracy, the biggest shits rise to the top. That's how we wound up with King George the Turd.
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King George III was the Great king of Britain and Ireland. Some see him as a Tyrant and others don't but as you can tell mainly Revolutionaries and just people who wanted to leave the Monarchy called him Crude names. The King wasn't as everyone pictures him in fact he usually wasn't the type of guy who liked violence and he only started getting violent after his Mental state started breaking.
"Dear, King George III I send you this letter because....."
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Asshole who taxed the hell out of the colonies.
king george the third, you don't know how to fucking run a country.
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The nickname a man named George might give to his eight inch penis.
She didn't treat my King George The Eight right so I chopped her head off...
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George III By the Grace of God, of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland King, Defender of the Faith, Arch-treasurer and Prince-Elector of the Holy Roman Empire, Duke of Brunswick-Luneburg
A greatly misunderstood king. Started his reign by winning the seven year war (sometimes called the First World War) against France. Gave the control of the crown estates (The Monarchs main source of income) to Parliament. His Governments repealed the Stamp duty imposed on Americans shortly after they were imposed. He always yielded to his cabinet in keeping with the role of a Constitutional Monarch. He is often given the blame for losing the colonies but that responsibility should be given to Lord North the Prime Minister who ignored petitions for representation given to parliament.
He had a great interest in the Sciences funding a significant collection of mathematical instruments now on display in London’s science Museum, he funded the largest telescope ever built at that time which discovered the planet Uranus (initially it was named after George). Helped the Agricultural revolution reach its peak.
Yet all he is remembered for is that in his last years 1811-1820 he went mad. 9 years of madness out of 59 years of reign isn't too bad.
American Revolutionary: Down with King George and his taxes
Pedantic person: Don’t blame the King you should blame Lord North
So apart from total unopposed control of India; £8.1 Bn of estates; keeping Napoleon at bay; an enormous collection of scientific instruments; the discovery of Uranus; helping to maintain a system of democratically elected governments; massive advances in agriculture paving the way for the industrial revolution. What has King George the Third ever done for us?
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Literally so hot. I would let him step over me and then say thank you. I bet he has abs and stuff. I’m a top but I’d happily be a bottom for him. DADDY KING GEORGE-CHAN
King George lll is my sugar daddy.
King George is the terminus station of one of the branches of the Expo Line of SkyTrain. Located in beautiful Surrey, BC. Used to have a smoke shop inside. Shame that it was closed, because they would’ve been making billions with legal weed.
King George is the station that everyone from Newton, Fleetwood, Clayton, and Langley City use to get onto SkyTrain. That’s literally the purpose of the station. Nothing else.
Announcement: This is an Expo Line train to: King George
Passenger 1: Does this train go to King George station?
Passenger 2: They just fucking announced it, dipshit.