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Where 2 or more people have butt sex. When they try odd ways of doing it or juss down right doing it.
Sally and Bob had some extremely kinky butt sex last night while watching X-files!!!!!
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Kinky - marked by unconventional sexual practices including fetishism and sadomasochism among others
This is the type of sex you are promised by many or all breeds of the Asian woman. Kinky Asian sex is generally characterized by furry red handcuffs, gags, whips, curling irons, or other sex-related paraphernalia generally unused by the majority of the non-Asian public.
While this "kinky Asian sex" may sound appealing at first, heed this warning: while many breeds of Asian promise this act (most commonly in the back of the car, a public place, or otherwise), they may abandon you. This may leave you in an unpleasant situation, depending on your state of mind. You may be handcuffed and/or gagged in the back of your car or in a public place with no escape aside from the occasional ogling passerby. The Asian may promise you kinky Asian sex, but may instead go to get food or become distracted by a shiny new Hello Kitty or Pokemon product, or an incredibly difficult physics problem that is begging to be solved.
Bottom line: Beware of the enticing kinky Asian sex - it may be fun and different at first, but if said Asian becomes distracted, you may be stranded in an unsavory place.
"Hey, could you come pick me up? This girl promised me kinky Asian sex but I received none and am now stranded. Help me!"
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Kinky Fox Sex (can also be abreviated kfs)
How is that possible? With Costumes! (But they don't stay on very long)
Dude Leland is so hot I wanna have kinky fox sex with him!
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when two guys make love.
1 guy will slide his hard throbbing cock into another guys tight asshole. Then thrust in and out, getting faster and harder each time until he blows his load.
"damn it dude! u got shit on my dick!" - some poor loser
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What Peter Parker and Mary Jane were thinking about during the scene of the second movie when he's got her in the web and she finds out that he is in fact Spiderman
*Scene where M.J. is chillin in the web while spider man climbs down
Person 1: You know what she's thinking right now, don't ya?
Person 2: No, what?
Person 1: Kinky Spider Sex
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WEN TWO OR MORE PEOPLE HAVE SEX IN THE BUTT AND THE MALE WILL ROLL/BUB PENIS ON THE RIM/OR ASS OF THE FEMALE
SHELBY E AND COLE WATCH A TV SHOW THEY BOTH LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND SAY "KINKY BUTT SEX TIME"
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Like an eskimo kiss only sexier. When you're making out and you stop to rub your noses together .
"Noelle came home with all the make up rubbed off her nose. She must have been having some kinky nose sex or something..."
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