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Where you go for to school for four years after college to learn to become a lawyer. In these four years, you will work your butt off every day, slog through endless amounts of reading, suffer through so much writing, and after you graduate, you don't get to call yourself "doctor".
I went to law school, passed the BAR, got a law licence, and practice law, and can't even call myself "doctor".
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The most prestigious law school in America and perhaps even the world. Yale Law School has been consistently ranked the best law school in the country for the past thirty some years and is well revered for its immensely successful and notable alumni, all of whom are perhaps colloquially regarded as the best of the best lawyers in America. Yale Law School is also considered the most difficult law school to get into with an acceptance rate usually hovering at around 9%.
Boss "My son's going to insert law school
Father "My sons going to Yale Law School"
Boss"..."
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similar to beer goggles, law school students develop these when they find themselves attracted to people that they would never have been attracted to in the real world. this usually happens very early into their first semester of law school.
a hot girl that finds herself attracted to a guy that would be ranked a 4 because he is the hottest in her class. she has acquired law school goggles.
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A term used to describe a student in law school who is both mentally and socially inept in the practical world, but still makes decent grades in law school.
Susie goes to law school. Susie doesn't know how to drive, she's afraid of anyone not white, and she's so fucking gullible I got her to blow me once by promising her my crim law outline. Yeah, Susie is really law school smart.
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This condition is similar to beer goggles, it infects law students of all grade level who attempt to start over in their search for romance.
This often leads to "settling" or hooking up with members of ones class who are not attractive.
Because of the limited hotness that law school presents this beer goggle effect is multiplied by 3 in law school.
Law Student: Hey man, I have been talking to Tracy, she is dime.
Law Students Friend: Man, you must have law school goggles, Tracy is a 3.
Law Student: I think I'm in love.
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law school cocksucker.
I raise my hand just to tell my life experiences.
I think I am smart but really have no life skills besides being a bigot and asshole.
My opinion is the only one that counts.
I am pretty sure I have been everywhere in the world.
I am smarter and know more than my professors.
I am in the bottom of my class.
For some reason the teachers still call on me even though they know only my stupid fucking opinion is going to come out.
A law school gunner would say things like:
"I feel like that isn't right because ya know freedom of contract"
"In New York..."
"I am from Massachusetts and there the law is..."
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The meaning of "law school sober" depends on the speaker. It can mean, alternatively:
1) having had only 1 drink
2) having had only ~1 drink/hour
or 3) not drunk enough to have done anything you'd regret
-Are you sure you're good to drive?
-Well, I'm *law school* sober...
-You were drinking for 8 hours yesterday?! It's Tuesday!
-It's cool, bro, I was law school sober.
-You went drinking with that Alaskan boy *again*?
-We were law school sober!
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