M5

the best kick ass sedan you can get. it looks like a bull dog and drives like one. it costs a fortune, 100 grand, but its worth every cent. best thing of all, its made by BMW, who know how to make cars more than anyone else.

Joe: i have the best car in the world, the Cadillac STS-V
Jack: shut up all cars suck compared to my king of cars, the 500 hp v10 bmw M5

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M5

A 5.0L V-8 sport sedan that has 400hp and can go 0-60 in under 5 seconds, forcing you to spooge on yourself.

"Hey, Brad just got a new M5!"
"Oh God! I need new underwear!"

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M5

The Ultimate BMW 5-Series. Supersaloon (sedan) now with a 4.4-litre twin-turbo V8. Better than all uber-saloons. Apart from the Jaaag XFR-S.

"Matt's M5 just owned Dave's E63 AMG"

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M5

One of the Busiest motorways especially around Bristol City where the M4 Is

Reece: Hey I’m going on the M5

Joseph: Well calm down mate it’s not the M5
Reece: You Plonker It could also be the M25,M1 M42 not just the M5

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M5

The only car you will ever need.

"Check out Brad's new M5!"
"Dude, my crotch is all wet!"

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///M5

Symbol for the BMW M5.

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M5

Brad's future automobile.

"Did you see Brad ridin' around in his new M5?"
"Yeah, he's one cool cat, but not cat-like in a sense to imply any similarity to Chrissmith."

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