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Marv (n.): the ultimate insult. Someone who acts with no uniqueness in an annoyingly docile way, and shows an alarming amount of aggravating kindness. Their every action is predictable because they haven't had an original thought in their entire life. Nothing would be different if they didn't exist. This is reminiscent of an overly friendly neighbor so lame that you'd rather eat your own family than listen to them speak. Think Flanders from Simpsons. Always ducking out of having fun and being a wet blanket.
Dave- " Kaitlyn goes home every weekend and never comes out and drinks with us.
Steve- " oh my god she is such a marv"
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Fuckin nerd that’s what. Eats bark and shit. L bozo
Marv has 50 points in dominoes.
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The state which follows excessive alcohol consumption, sleep deprivation and minimal food and drink. So-called as it incorporates the word 'starved,' and references popular 90's film 'Home Alone;'
Derivative of the character 'Marv,' - (one of the antagonists of the film) whose physical appearance steadily deteriorates throughout the course of the film when he falls into booby traps and suffers excessive physical trauma.
Similarities between one's physical appearance following drunkeness, and 'Home Alone' character 'Marv' include sunken eyes, messy hair, rugged beard and in some cases redness around the face. Also a definitive variation of the word 'hanging' (the condition whilst currently suffering a 'hangover')
He got obliterated last night and now he's absolutely marved.
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To give or received multiple bites on the back in the tradition of Marv Albert. Extra points are given when bad toupee is worn and or the phase 'WITH AUTHORITY' is used.
oh man that chick was sooo crazy she Marved me.
Woah that girl is so hot i would love to Marve her...WITH AUTHORITY
You just got Marved
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Flea like creature living in or near the rectal area of a loved one. Marv's existence is known only by those closest to his host. Usually working in unison with TimmyMarv's existance is purely theoretical. Although Marv's outward appearance has yet to be documented his temperment is well known by all members of the 1128TH and most other soldier's serving in garrison with Minnie.
Outward manifestation of Marv's infestation can be charactorized by the severe mood swings of the host and often comical clawing and scratching of the infested area(s). In addition to Marv's ability to irritate his host while working in unison with Timmy he has been acredited with such hanus anus acts as causing Alabama Swamp Ass and the much dreaded Rusty Muffler. Leaving Timmy to bear much of the blame for these acts is yet another aspect of the cruel and sadistic nature of this specific species of ass passenger.
Better look out Marv's really been eating on Minnie's ass again.
Good one Minnie, was it Marv or Timmy that brewed up that fart.
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To eat someone out. To have oral sex with a woman.
Catotromic: man i had some stanky fingers this morning
Twenty: how come?
Catotromic: all i remember from last night was meeting up with this broad at buffalo bills with my buddy, then me just marving her out on her cousins livingroom floor
Twenty: what the heck is marving?
Catotromic: eating her out
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Moderately starving.
"Are you hangry?"
"No. I'm only marving."
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