Mashi

An original character created by a 14-year-old girl, who is a cat furre. She has...like...white fur...and, pink markings, and wears alot of pink. She's usually found on the computer, smashing said computer with nunchucks, and (rarely) randomly kissing this guy.
Or...she's me. xD

Mashi is j00r goddess! Worship, now. D:

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hashi mashi

a hashi mashi is the closest genetic relative of the elusive Glorilla species. it is found roaming the wilderness of Fontana and parts of Ontario

"Did you see that Ape jumping on Manuels car? it kind've Looked like Gloria"

"Must've been a Hashi Mashi they're easily mistaken for.one another"

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pink mashie

skateboard term that means smashed finger, usually obtained by screwing up any trick which requires you to grab the board.

also called stubbed blunts, bloody stumps, pink stubby blunts, etc

i hit the top of the half-pipe while reaching down to grab my deck, missing the board altogether i ran over my own fingers leaving me with 3 pink mashies

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Mashy Finger Syndrome

NOUN- The inability to type quickly and accurately, usually resulting in misplaced, or unnecessary letters and symbols.

sorry i havet mashy finger syndrome from the energy drinlk

maša (Masha, Mafi, Mashi)

Maša is the sweetest type of icecream ever made, with many different facets in life. Besides being healthy, it also serves a purpose when self reflecting on life. There have been reports off Maša getting her own opinion while you eat it. Happy mashis can spontaniously transform into penguins. See Gif

Different version of Maša

(Mashi) violent

(Masho) when you are mad at your mashi

Masha (when you arent serbian)

Sometimes putin appears while eating said icecream (if you are lucky, on a grizzly)

maša (Masha, Mafi, Mashi)

Hey, lets get a mashi along the way back home.

Hey, did you enjoy your mashi?

OMG i love my maša today.

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Mashy Spike Plate

the ultimate weapon

Holmes vs Morarty…
…Aristotle vs. Mashy Spike Plate!!!
STAY STILL PLEASE..!

Mid-Mashie

Golf: A Mid-Mashie used to be a 3 iron metal faced golf club. It was named such because it fell in between a mid iron (2 iron) and a mashie (5 iron).

Potatoes: In grocery stores in the produce isles it is common place for clerks to stack 5lb potato bags excessively high. This causes them to become unstable and unobtainable for shorter individuals, particularly the elderly. The Mid-Mashie is the sack of potatoes the shorter individual will grab located in the center of the pile causing the unstable tower of potatoes to come toppling down on top of them. Clerks will typically yell the golfing term "FORE!" If they see the event taking place.

Produce Clerk, "Grandma Death is going for the Mid-Mashie! FORE!"