mashie

The unstopable urge to confuse people on purpose.

Example 1:

2 kids working on a science project:-

Dawn:So how do we find the molecular structure of the atom?

Jerry: by flipping to page 86 and completing the lesson about molecular shapes and how it contributes to air pollution.

Dawn: WHAA..??!

Jerry: nothing, I like tuna.

Dawn: Quit pulling a mashie and concentrate with me!!

Example 2:

Stop mashying around your confusing the shit outta me!

Example 3:

I'd love to mashie him right now, look now guillable he looks!

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mashy

An overly aggressive panhandlin bum.
From the phrase "let me ask you a question," but when asked by a southern derelict or bum who is severely intoxicated sounds like "Mashyaquestion."

Like, nine Mashys asked me for dough on my way to the club.

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Mashy

A man or woman dedicated to the pursuit of playful mischief. It is most often used by best friends as a nickname or term of endearment for each other, usually before a major prank or rib.

"Mashy!" Joel called out.

"Yes, Mashy?" Chris replied.

"Mashy, I just thought of an awesome rib for us to pull on Pyle."

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Mashies

Mashed Potatoes

I love me some mashies with butter on them.

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Mashy

A person who incessantly washes his professor's ass. A total cleanliness freak who sometimes washes his own bums too

Ae Mashy apne professor ki gand dho

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mashi

Also known as horse shit

Helen: Stop being a mashi
Daniel: What? Are you saying im a cheebye?
Helen:: Oh shit i was high

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Mashi

An original character created by a 14-year-old girl, who is a cat furre. She has...like...white fur...and, pink markings, and wears alot of pink. She's usually found on the computer, smashing said computer with nunchucks, and (rarely) randomly kissing this guy.
Or...she's me. xD

Mashi is j00r goddess! Worship, now. D:

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