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maths

The only science that truly saves lives .

Student : Why do we study maths ???
Teacher : Mathematics saves lives .
Student : How is that ?
Teacher : It keeps stupid people like you from getting to medical school .

by somon June 16, 2009

614๐Ÿ‘ 165๐Ÿ‘Ž


Math

"Everyone's favorite subject"

- Baldi

Baldi's basics is actually way more mathematical than one is led to think: unless you develop some sick strategy to collect the notebooks, you're doomed. Those baby math questions in notebooks are there just to show you how lame a math teacher Baldi really is.

by EpicScientician December 5, 2021

149๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž


Math

The worst subject ever

Without math, this world would be a lot more peaceful

by Kidswillbekids May 17, 2019

358๐Ÿ‘ 94๐Ÿ‘Ž


math

the lesbian sister of biology

Chris: Dad, can you help me with my math homework?
Peter: Math. Math, my dear boy, is nothing more than the lesbian sister of biology.

by Jenny February 8, 2004

5253๐Ÿ‘ 1642๐Ÿ‘Ž


Math

I think you meant meth because it is so yummy and taste good bois

Math were on it

by Smallpp69 January 7, 2020

135๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž


Math

Torture in school. The sister to science. The worst and hardest subject. Science is below it.

Random Bitch: Hey did you study for the Algebra test last night?

Random Dude: OH SHIT NO I DIDN'T!!!!!!

Random Bitch: R.I.P. your success in life...

Random Dude: *beats up Mr. Boring the Algebra teacher* FUCK MATH!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Rpgluvr13 December 10, 2017

214๐Ÿ‘ 58๐Ÿ‘Ž


math

the science of that which cannot be.

Asymptotes are not real, but they are in the world of math.

by carvahall December 7, 2011

58๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž